- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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