knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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