What happened to my sunglasses?

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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