What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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