- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Emily Walker.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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