- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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