What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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