- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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