Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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