- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What stops a train? A missile

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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