- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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