Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I'm Batman.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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