- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

whats 1 + 1? 2

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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