If you're happy and you know it get a life

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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