What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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