- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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