Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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