How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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