Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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