If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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