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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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