Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Happy Monday!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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