- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Happy Monday!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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