Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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