- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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