- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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