why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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read this sentence again.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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