i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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