- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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