What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

whats black white and red all over an abused child

justin beiber sucks

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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