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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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