Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Oh, go away

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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