What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Happy Monday!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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