- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

you give like i give lomain

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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