What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Smelly Indians.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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