How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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