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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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