write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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dallen loves penis

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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