How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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I have a really funny joke.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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