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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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