- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

all these jokes are horrible now

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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