- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

All of these jokes are about white people

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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