- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Tilt your screen back

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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