- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What rhymes with milk...milf

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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