a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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YOU

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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