- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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