- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Your big dick.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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