- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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