- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Asian women drivers...

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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