Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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