Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Pickle

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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