- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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