- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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