- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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