What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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