- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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