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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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