A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Yes

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Dane Cook makes a joke.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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