- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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