- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

The child was fired from his job.

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