Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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