- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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