Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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