What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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i'm hard

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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