- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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