A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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