Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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someone called someone else a frog

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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