- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Cancer

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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