- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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