A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock knock.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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