- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

pull my finger (farts)

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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