- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Gay rights.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

This isn't funny.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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