- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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