How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Sex

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Dumbledore dies.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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