whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Hello

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Tony Romo

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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