What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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