- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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