- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

An Asian with a big dick.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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