- Anti Joke

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Dyslexia ruels!

bite me

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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