- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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