- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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