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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A man goes to the potty.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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