- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

24

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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