Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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