- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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