Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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