- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What does? 42

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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