- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Obama = ebola

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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