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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What happened to my sunglasses?

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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