- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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