Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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I'm Coming

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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