- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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