Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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