- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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