Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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