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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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