Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Gus's mom

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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