why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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