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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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