why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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