- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

i like turtles

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

im telling maguire

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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