What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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