Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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