- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

all these jokes are horrible now

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Barack Obama.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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