- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

LO AND BEHOLD!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Whats the defination of cruelty

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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