Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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