Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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