- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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