- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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