have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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