- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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