Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Yellow People !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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