How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

all these jokes are horrible now

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Barack Obama.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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