- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.