- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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