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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

knock knock? come in

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Drew Knowles is gay

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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