Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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