- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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