- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Error 37.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Gay rights.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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