What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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