Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Knock Knock.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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