- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What is white and black and red all over.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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