- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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