Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Justin Bieber

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

guess what? bannanas

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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