why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

why are balck people black because they are

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

He--Hey guys

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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