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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Fine, ladies first.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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