- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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