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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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