I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Anti Joke

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