why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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