- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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