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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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