- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Everybody will die

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

* anti-punchline

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Men's rights

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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