- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

This isn't funny.

Gay rights.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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