To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Communism hehe xd

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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