Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A American seeking into mexico

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

haha black people :D

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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