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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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