What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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your life

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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