A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Anti Joke

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