- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A man died.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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