Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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penis in the camel

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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are u black unlucky

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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