- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

tea with milk?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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