A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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WNBA

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Blacks

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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