- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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