- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats 1+1? window!

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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