(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red Im adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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