Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

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