How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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