- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Matthew Wyckoff

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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