- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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