How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Ross.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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