- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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