- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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