- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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